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NAVIGATION

+++ SYSTEM FAILURE: NARRATIVE CONTROL DISABLED. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD. +++

+++ WARNING: THIS CONTENT MAY CAUSE INDEPENDENT THINKING. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. +++

+++ BREAKING: THE ALGORITHM IS LYING TO YOU. WE ARE THE GLITCH. +++

+++ STOP SCROLLING DOOM. START READING TRUTH. JOIN THE RESISTANCE. +++

+++ MONEY CAN'T BUY TASTE, BUT IT BUYS SILENCE. WE ARE NOT FOR SALE. +++

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