AirPods Max Gen 1 in 2026: Still Expensive, Still Heavy, and Still Using That Cursed Cable

It's 2026. Your iPhone is USB-C. Your laptop is USB-C. Even your portable fan is USB-C. But there is one "luxury" item that refuses to move on: The AirPods Max Gen 1.

I know you're tempted. In the second-hand market, the price is finally somewhat "humane." The design remains the highest social status symbol in subway cars or trendy coffee shops. But before you transfer the money, heed my warning.

The Cursed Cable (The Lightning Port)

This is the dealbreaker. Apple released the USB-C version in late 2024, officially making this Gen 1 an antique.

Using AirPods Max Gen 1 in 2026 feels like raising a Tamagotchi. You have to carry one specific Lightning cable everywhere JUST to charge these headphones. When the battery dies mid-commute and your friend only has a USB-C charger, you're done. You'll just be wearing a half-kilo aluminum necklace that is dead weight.

Classic Issues: The Bra Case & Sweat

Let's not forget the legendary Smart Case. Yes, the one that looks like a bra/lingerie. It's not just ugly; it protects absolutely nothing other than putting the headphones to sleep.

Then there's the Condensation issue. Because the earcups are cold aluminum, if you wear them for too long, water droplets form inside. Yes, water. Near expensive electronics. Good luck with corrosion.

Why Do People Still Buy It?

Because, honestly, the Sound Quality is still a winner. The bass is tight, the soundstage is wide, and the Transparency mode is still the most natural on earth. Plus, the full-metal build quality makes other plastic headphones (including the Sony XM5) feel like Happy Meal toys.

Wearing this tells people you have money (or are good at managing installment plans).

Conclusion

Buying AirPods Max Gen 1 in 2026 is like buying an old European car. Cool, comfortable, but the maintenance gives you a headache. If you're willing to live the dongle life for the sake of flexing, go ahead. But if you're sane, save up a bit more for the USB-C version.